“Preface” (from BRONX NIGHTS 🌃🍎)

BRONX NIGHTS ^ PREFACE

  For a time, the working title of this book was A Retard’s Guide to Moving to New York. You may find this difficult to believe, but a few folks suggested I may want to rethink that.   I could try to make a case for the “R” word. Just imagine waking up one day after […]

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The Bag (short story)

  Harvey Pinwheel was not the world’s best stand-up comedian. If anything, he was a bit middling. But he left his mark.   While Harvey wasn’t the most successful funny man, few artists leave an indelible mark on their artform. Harvey Pinwheel was the creator of The Bag Joke—or as it is sometimes known, one’s […]

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