Larry & Wifey

{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} I only drive for Uber late at night. For myriad reasons, I hate daytime rideshare driving. First, I’m not interested in driving elderly people to proctology appointments—there’s only so much information I can intake about a total stranger’s anal cell clumps. Second, this town’s as hot as cow […]
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Aug, 05, 2022
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The Gods & the Spider Under the Glass

In an effort to understand the mischievous divine beings that appear to cut in and out of our reality as in an Edwin A. Abbott tale, of late, I find myself weighing various human experiences, curious for any shadowy analogy that may emerge. Some see Christ in a piece of burnt toast. These […]
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Mar, 23, 2022
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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