“Fuck Putin” — a moral confection
Just the other day, God woke up from an interminable nap that seemed like hours, but really had begun roundabout the 3rd Century BCE, after God had popped just half of a Divine Tizanidine. . An angel came to collect the divine bedpan, which was full of chalcedony and sardonyx crystals. God asked the angel […]
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Mar, 05, 2022
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Oral Hygiene on the Half Shell
{excerpt from UBER NIGHTS} So, about the Naked Lady with the Toothbrush who hopped into my Uber… Things simply “happen” to me. They always have. If you and I sat down over a bottle of bourbon, I could regale you with tale after tale, from the mountain jungles of Haiti to Sinai Desert […]
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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