Hello: Intro to “This is Not a Self-Help Book”

{excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK} Hi, my name is Arik, and I’m a recovering fat fuck. If you have an issue with me referring to myself as a fat fuck, the picture on the opposite page has 1,000 words to say on the matter. My buddy Jay […]
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Great Expectations

{excerpt from THIS IS NOT A SELF-HELP BOOK} Enough of this mental wellbeing crap! I’m begging you, just order me to buy a friggin’ mountain bike. Or how about a, “Drop and give me 38 burpees!” Sorry, not sorry. You can try to worm your way out of it, but that last […]
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I think Uber Nights is the perfect bathroom book. If there are any public libraries out there listening, I think they should put a copy in every stall.
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